I’ve attempted to reach you, but I have had no success. Either you’ve been bitten by a zombie or you’re hiding in a bunker. If you have been bitten by a zombie, my deepest sympathy goes out to your family members.
I hate to keep bugging you, but I do want to express my desire to chat with you more about whether or not our Senior Software Engineer role may be a fit. If you’re still alive, one of the following is more likely to have happened:
_____ Yes, I’ve been bitten by zombies. Please send the antidote.
_____ No, I haven’t been bitten by zombies, but you may wish I had been because I’m not interested. Sorry, it’s everyone for themselves. (I appreciate the candor. I can handle it.)
_____ Yes, I’ve been infected by the Cordyceps Virus and I’d love to pick your brain…
_____ Yes, I have some interest in learning more about the Senior Software Engineer role. Sure let’s chat.